Lilo at Lax, looking like she was ridden hard and hung up to dry.
We’ve all seen the recent pics of Lindsay Lohan looking 10 to 20 years older than she actually is. As a public service announcement we have acquired a summary of Lilos regimen:
Breakfast, bacon with a highball smoothie of vodka and wild turkey. Lunch, a Cesar salad and 8 to 10 lines of blow. Dinner, Jello and 4 tabs of E. Exercise consists of casual sex between 3 to 4 partners per night.
Look for the companion book ‘The Venice Beach Diet’, coming to a Barnes and Nobles soon.
