"Do you want 2 or 3 coats of wax on that Tony?"
From the outside looking in, one would think Jessica Simpson would be a dream girlfriend or wife. However she’s been dumped more times than Lindsay Lohan has switched teams.
Her most recent dumper was Tony Romo. We can only conclude that Tony became disenchanted with Jessica’s father talking about her breasts at the dinner table, while Romo tried to stomach Pete Wentz’s company.
