Brad "The Natural" Pitt vs Jen "Plastic" Aniston
It’s been a while now since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston divorced. So we at milkdog thought it would be a good time to pick a post divorce winner.
Let’s roll the facts:
- Pitt married the sexiest woman alive.
- Aniston has been on the “fringe A list” dating circuit for a while now, see John Mayer. Point Pitt.
- Pitt has a healthy brood of beautiful children who he whores out to the press, for selective publicity.
- Aniston dates men who whore her out to the press, see John Mayer. Point Pitt.
- If history is any indicator, Pitt will probably trade Jolie in soon, were thinking Megan Fox will be the likely upgrade.
- Aniston is more of a recycler, so using highly advanced probability theory and regression analysis, we predict Vince Vaughn will be back in the mix asap. Point Pitt.
Shutout win for Pitt.
