In an open message to President Obama, we at milkdog implore you to stop the madness that is “Jersey Shore” Mr.President.
“Snookie”, “The Situation” and the remainder of the Motley Crue known as “Jersey Shore” need to be stopped.
Our suggestion would be to move the gang to a holding facility on a remote non-American island such as Guantanamo Bay, until a full hearing can be held.
