Tiger will try to curb his "transgressions" in boning rehab
Tiger Woods took himself out of the douche bag protection program and has apparently checked himself into the Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
As was reported in earlier by MilkDog, Woods has an obvious case of RPS (restless penis syndrome). Coupled with his addiction to cocktail waitresses, the specialists at Pine Grove will have their hands full.
Hopefully Woods can get through the program in short order, so that he can write that $300 Million dollar “Im Sorry” check, to his soon to be x-wife Elin.
