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John Mayer was recently asked about the Tiger Woods situation, essentially Mayer believes that there would be no story if Woods was single. Adding, sending texts like “I want to wear your ass like a hat”, are part of his courting routine.
One wonders if Mayers debut album would have been more commercially successful if he changed the title of “your body is a wonderland” to “I want to wear your ass like a hat”.
