They dont make buttons like they used too
Tiger Woods held a short and contrived press conference today to offer up an apology to his fans, family and sponsors.
Tiger however did not offer any apologies for all the broken hearted and jilted cocktail waitresses, pro’s, ho’s and porn stars he ran through.
One porn star in particular Joslyn James was so distressed by the non-apology, she held a press conference immediately after Tigers, demanding an apology of her own.
