This is definately the mug shot of a crotch grabber

Andy Dick was arrested in West Virginia last night at a bar called “Rum Runners” for grabbing another mans “mommy daddies”.

A witness says that Dick: “unexpectedly and without invitation grabbed the victim’s crotch, repeatedly groping then kissing him.”

You should always wait for the formal junk grabbing invitation people, not so much in West Hollywood, but definitely in West Virginia.

The love child of Steve Urkel and Ike Turner

If Chris Brown was a stock, which to alot of people he is, he would be nearing bankruptcy protection.

Rihanna gave her first interview since Brown whopped her ass, worse than what Puffy did to Steve Stout.

In the interview Brown was portrayed as a feeble little coward, he could make Andy Dick look like John Wayne.

If things keep going at this pace for Brown, we might see him opening up for Wayne Newton soon.