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Archive for the ‘Angelina Jolie’ category
Angelina Jolie In 20 Years
February 15th, 2010
Brad Back In Jens Arms
January 31st, 2010
Who wouldn't run back to this mug?
After managing to escape the clutches of Angelina Jolie, its been reported that Brad Pitt has run back to his x-wife Jennifer Aniston.
Were guessing Brad is a very easy going guy, considering that during their time apart; i.e. when he and Jolie were trying to single handedly increase the population of California, Aniston was busy running through more fringe a-listers than Colin Farrell.
Photo Credit: Paul Smith / Featureflash
Brad & Angelina Call It Quits
January 24th, 2010
Jennifer Aniston just lost John Mayers phone number
Multiple sources are reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have split, news comes only days after the couple contributed 1 million dollars to the Haiti relief fund.
Pitt & Jolie have a number of children together, coupled with the fact that Jennifer Aniston is lurking in the shadows, this will no doubt be a headlining story for the remainder of 2010.
Photo Credit: Sara De Boer / Retna Ltd.
Brad and Angelina Donate $1,000,000 To Haiti Earthquake Fund
January 14th, 2010
Hot and giving never goes out of style - Photo Credit: PNP/ WENN
Say what you will about the most beautiful couple in the world, but one thing they are not is greedy.
They have lent their time and given their money to the needy countless of times.
Now Brad and Angelina are donating $1,000,000 to assist in the Haitian earthquake relief effort.
If you would like to donate, please use Google’s donation page dedicated to the Haitian relief effort:
www.google.com/haitiearthquake
Who Won Between Brad and Jen?
October 13th, 2009
Brad "The Natural" Pitt vs Jen "Plastic" Aniston
It’s been a while now since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston divorced. So we at milkdog thought it would be a good time to pick a post divorce winner.
Let’s roll the facts:
- Pitt married the sexiest woman alive.
- Aniston has been on the “fringe A list” dating circuit for a while now, see John Mayer. Point Pitt.
- Pitt has a healthy brood of beautiful children who he whores out to the press, for selective publicity.
- Aniston dates men who whore her out to the press, see John Mayer. Point Pitt.
- If history is any indicator, Pitt will probably trade Jolie in soon, were thinking Megan Fox will be the likely upgrade.
- Aniston is more of a recycler, so using highly advanced probability theory and regression analysis, we predict Vince Vaughn will be back in the mix asap. Point Pitt.
Shutout win for Pitt.
