Conan & wife Liza will not be sending Jeff Zucker a Christmas card this year
Barring any last ditch pardons by Governor Schwarzenegger, “The Tonight Show” with Conan Obrien will be executed in 24 hours.
Word came today that Satan Jeff Zucker has officially ousted Conan, but will allow him to do a final show tomorrow night.
Zucker however will remain at the head of the titanic NBC until he sinks it.
On weekdays he is the governor, on weekends he is a Porsche driving, Cohiba smoking average Joe
California is out of money, but that’s not stopping the govenator from enjoying a leisurely drive in his $250,000 Porsche, will smoking fine $50 cigars.
Arnold was also seen parking his German beast in a red zone. Arnie should at least buy the state of California dinner and a movie, before he so blatantly sodomizes her.
