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Stupid Celebrity Baby Names

October 16th, 2009
"Apple your going to have a little brother named Sauce"

"Apple your going to have a little brother named Sauce"

Creativity and originality are what make many artists successful. Unfortunately some stars take it to far.

These are the unfortunate 5 who’s parents have signed them up for years of torment, beatings and ridicule:

  1. Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
    • Were assuming they used the dictionary to pick a name, started with A, got tired and settled on Apple.
  2. Bronx Mowgli – Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson
    • Ive been to this restaurant, its in Jamaica Queens NYC.
  3. Suri – Tom Cruise & Katie Homles
    • Were guessing this is a planet Scientologists believe in.
  4. Blanket – Michael Jackson & unknown
    • The least of this child’s problems will be its name.
  5. Jayden- Britney Spears & Kevin Federline
    • Very pretty girls name, unfortunately they have 2 sons.
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