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Barack Obama Gets Touchy Feely With Kardashian Sister

admin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 05:13:31 +0000

Khloe Kardashian attempts to sound smart

The NBA Champion Los Angeles Lakers were in Washington DC today to have a meet and greet with President Obama. One spotlight hogging leech Khloe Kardashian was also there with her LA Lakers husband Lamar Odom.

Khloe had a brief and we assume mentally engaging moment with the President, after which Obama was reportedly overheard asking “Monica Lewinsky has a sister?”.

Photo Credit: AP

Obama Gives Himself a B+

admin — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 01:09:53 +0000

Yes we can.... get a B+

President Obama sat down with Oprah Winfrey for her Christmas special yesterday. During the interview, Obama was asked what kind of grade he would give himself so far, he replied “B+”.

Now its been a long time since any MilkDog staffer has been in school, but from what we remember, if we had an assignment that we handed in incomplete, we would get an F.

Obama Address Puts Cadet To Sleep

admin — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:38:05 +0000

Mr.President, If you expect cadets to stay awake, bring Starbucks next time

President Obama addressed the nation tonight from West Point, apparently presidential speeches are old hat at west point, since a cadet was seen falling asleep during the presidents speech.

Obama really is to blame here, he should know better than to address cadets at 8pm EST, when they have to get up at the crack of dawn and go through intense training, so that they can protect our ungrateful overweight asses.

Oprah Pays Her Moms $155,547 Shopping Bill

admin — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:23:56 +0000

"$155,547 Mom?... no problem, Steadman pass me my purse"

Oprah Winfrey is known for her generosity. So it should come as no surprise that she footed the bill for her moms shopping spree at a Milwaukee clothing boutique. The more surprising part is that you can drop 150k in a Wisconsin store, the state is known more for it’s fromage, than its haute couture.

Now if she could only help out her boy Barack and cover that $800 billion dollar debt to China.

Sean “Che” Penn Heading To Cuba

admin — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:30:59 +0000

How Castro will feel 10 minutes into the interview

Sean Penn is off to Havana today to write a piece for Vanity Fair, on how the Obama administration is affecting Cuba.

Political analyst everywhere are hailing Penn’s trip as the most politically important event, since the last time Sean decide to ‘help out’.

We of course are referring to when the millionaire actor rented a raft to rescue millions of displaced New Orleans residents after hurricane Katrina. Only to sink the boat hours later when it started taking on water, after his attempts to save it with a red plastic party cup failed.

Hopefully Penn returns soon, we could use his help with this damn recession.