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Roman Abramovich Owns Jay-Z

October 31st, 2009
"Being a billionaire really makes me hungry, I could really go for a $4,000 plate of nachos right now"

"Boy am I starving, I could really go for a $4,000 plate of nachos right now"

Listen to about 30 seconds of any Jay-Z song and you will inevitably hear Jiggaman bragging about his wealth.

Compared to every other John Smith in NYC, Jay has an impressive stack. Popping crystal, flying G5 and bankrolling Beyonce’s weave collection.

Yup Jay was the man, up until Ro-man pulled into NYC earlier this week. As in Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich who recently racked up a lunch bill of $47,221.09 at Nello’s.

Jigga on the other hand dropped a peasant like $1,700 at the same establishment earlier in the week. Looks like someones on a diet.

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This Is It?… Not A Chance!

October 28th, 2009
Genius = making a movie from security footage

Genius = making a movie from security footage

The Michael Jackson documentary ‘This is it’, is set for release on Friday. The marketing behind the movie is billing it as a 2 week only event.

It’s hard to believe a studio would only exploit MJs death for 2 weeks, this movie will be extended and re-extend more than Beyonce’s weave.

Then comes the DVD release, then the DVD re-release which will be billed as the ‘resurrection edition’, followed by the ‘white glove edition’, which will have commentary by his chimp bubbles.

This movie will produce the kind of cash flow that could get neverland opened again.

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