Bill Gates and his 3.5 inch floppy disk

Bill Gates has officially joined the likes of Kanye West, Jamie Foxx and P-Diddy as a member of the players club. Gates was allegedly spotted at an after hours night club at the sundance film festival last night, grinding on a girl that could have easily passed for a college freshman.

This got us to thinking, what kind of pickup lines would Gates use?….. “My companies name is MicroSoft, my nick name is MacroStiff, lets pop some bottles!”