"Snifff... Snifff..... did you have Taco Bell for lunch?"

In a move that can only be described as publicity genius, Adam Lambert turned the AMA’s into his own “coming out” party.

Lambert who performed on the show, simulated oral sex and made out with one of his male band mates.

The after effects of his performance left many Americans shocked and appalled.

This is the same American audience that was okay with a geriatric Madonna making out with Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera.

On a side note, his album is now selling well.

"Whoops, I just shoved my phone in my mouth...again!"

Media savvy John Mayer responded to reports of extensive lip singing by Britney Spears on her circus tour, by tweeting “If you’re shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you.”

No response from the Spears camp, but if they do respond, we have a zinger they can use “If you’re shocked that John Mayer is still bankable after singing the same song, album after album and having the real life persona of Glen Quagmire, then your not John Mayer”

Giggidy Giggidy.

"Apple your going to have a little brother named Sauce"

Creativity and originality are what make many artists successful. Unfortunately some stars take it to far.

These are the unfortunate 5 who’s parents have signed them up for years of torment, beatings and ridicule:

1. Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
   • Were assuming they used the dictionary to pick a name, started with A, got tired and settled on Apple.
2. Bronx Mowgli – Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson
   • Ive been to this restaurant, its in Jamaica Queens NYC.
3. Suri – Tom Cruise & Katie Homles
   • Were guessing this is a planet Scientologists believe in.
4. Blanket – Michael Jackson & unknown
   • The least of this child’s problems will be its name.
5. Jayden- Britney Spears & Kevin Federline
   • Very pretty girls name, unfortunately they have 2 sons.