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Charlie Sheens Wife Is On Crack

February 18th, 2010
Brooke Allen.... when she still had white teeth.

Brooke Allen.... when she still had white teeth.

Charlie Sheens wife Brooke, has been ordered to go back to rehab and receive treatment for her addiction to crack cocaine.

Chucky cant catch a break, first he swears of hookers and marries himself a nice girl…. so it seemed….  and now she is addicted to crack

Only in America.

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Simon Cowell Is The Richest Mofo On TV

November 13th, 2009
It appears these 2 Douchebags are immune to the reccesion

It appears these 2 Douche bags are immune to the recession

Forbes released their top 10 richest TV celebrities for 2009:

  1. Simon Cowell $75 Million: With this kind of loot, you would think his wardrobe would go beyond x-small black tees.
  2. Donald Trump $50 Million: This is a little misleading, since most of his income goes to feeding that thing on his head.
  3. Ryan Seacrest $38 Million: Makes his smile no less creepier.
  4. Charlie Sheen $21 Million: Single handedly keeping the pro’s of West Hollywood employed.
  5. Steve Carell $20 Million: Proves you can go pretty far, being mildly entertaining and sterile.
  6. Howie Mandel $15 Million: Should be counting his blessings, just missed being the next Pauley Shore.
  7. Kiefer Sutherland $13 Million: Quite a bargain, when you consider he is saving the world people!
  8. Jeff Foxworthy $11 Million: What does a rich redneck buy? Probably just more Pabst Blue Ribbon, Chevy Trucks and KFC.
  9. Hugh Laurie $10 Million: Lou Dobbs is losing his mind right now, another foreigner taking jobs away from Americans.
  10. David Caruso $9 Million: Works out to $14K per corny close-up.
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