Mr. Irrelevant
Chris Brown has deleted his Twitter account, news of the event was greeted with a collective e-yawn.
After storming through a local wall-mart, in an failed attempt to find his newly released CD on store shelves, Brown confronted the store manager and was told they did not carry his CD.
Hi Chris, this is reality calling, what did you expect after you beat up Jay Zs little girl? Cheer up, we hear Ike Turner is looking to do a collaboration album with you.
The love child of Steve Urkel and Ike Turner
If Chris Brown was a stock, which to alot of people he is, he would be nearing bankruptcy protection.
Rihanna gave her first interview since Brown whopped her ass, worse than what Puffy did to Steve Stout.
In the interview Brown was portrayed as a feeble little coward, he could make Andy Dick look like John Wayne.
If things keep going at this pace for Brown, we might see him opening up for Wayne Newton soon.
Chris Brown just busted into the studio
Oprah is taking a hard stance on domestic violence lately, refusing to let BeBe Winans, Chris Brown and their pimp hands on her show.
We would like to suggest Oprah add a few more to her axis of evil:
