Conan & wife Liza will not be sending Jeff Zucker a Christmas card this year
Barring any last ditch pardons by Governor Schwarzenegger, “The Tonight Show” with Conan Obrien will be executed in 24 hours.
Word came today that Satan Jeff Zucker has officially ousted Conan, but will allow him to do a final show tomorrow night.
Zucker however will remain at the head of the titanic NBC until he sinks it.
If George Costanza had a brother...
Jeff Zucker, the head honcho of NBC is reportedly to blame for the Conan/Leno/Late Show debacle that has been getting so much attention recently.
Sources claim Zucker has been “nasty, arrogant and threatening” while attempting to heavy hand Conan out of NBC.
Zucker has a reputation of being a cut throat, pompous douche bag… but isn’t that in the job description of a network executive?
"Shooooooooove it NBC!"
Wouldn’t we all love to have the kind of leverage Conan Obrien has been endowed with.
Obrien responded to NBCs suggestion that his “The Tonight Show” will be bumped, by writing a crafty response that essentially told the network to pucker up and blow.
Conan can now walk away with $40,000,000, his pride and the respect of a nation. While NBC executives come of looking like the douche bags they are.
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The monkeys name is NBC
The NBC late night picture is as blurry as their executives foresight. A final word on the future of the NBC late night lineup has not been issued yet.
However, reports have surfaced that Conan Obrien could stop working for the company today and walk away with up to 80 million dollars.
It seems Conan anticipated NBC’s waffling and had little faith in the companies direction, so before signing up, he lawyerd up and drew up a contract that has him sitting almost as pretty as Elin Woods.
Jay Leno is bringing his giant chin back to 11:35pm
NBC is reportedly considering giving Conan O’Briens late night time spot back to Jay Leno.
Apparently Leno has no problem mowing Conan’s law, which has O’Brien irked. Now rumors are swirling that Fox is close to signing a deal with Conan that would bring him over to their network.
If true, Fox viewers can look forward to the mediocre jokes, awkward interviews and cheesy bits NBC viewers have grown accustomed to over the years.
