English hookers are much rougher than there North American counterparts

On the cusp of the recent scandals involving England football captain, John Terry and his teammates wife. It has been reported that Cristiano Ronaldo had extravagant orgies while he was at Manchester United.

One of his ho’s for hire, Gemma Storey was reportedly paid over $1000 for her “companionship” and recently said in an interview : “We had an orgy in the pool with Ronaldo, Anderson, Nani, and my friend Ty”….hmmm, thats 4 guys and 1 girl, inst that technically a gang bang?

"Lets go back to my place and.... grill some bratwurst"

Cristiano Ronaldo is going to go head to head with George Foreman in the grilling wars.

Apparently the Portuguese Stallion, is not making enough money on the field, so he’s partnering up with Joe Jackson to bring you hot meat!

How and why this partnership came to be, is beyond us. The only good we can see coming of this, is the products name, here are our recommendations:

• Joe Jackson’s Whoop Ass Grill
• The Lean Mean Portuguese-American Grilling Machine
• Joealdo’s Broil-Mate