An early sign Hasselhoff was destined for trouble
David Hasselhoff polished of another bender last night.
The Hoff, in true drunken lush style was found passed out and having alcohol induced seizures.
He was quickly rushed to hospital and is now under a 5150 aka in a straitjacket!
How’s Hoff going to top this one? Maybe eating Wendy’s off the floor in a straitjacket?, watch out David Blaine.
Set your Tivo people!
Remember when A&E had respectable programming? No? Think pre reality TV.
From the channel that brought you documentaries on crackheads, a white trash bounty hunter and his hillbilly family. Comes talk of a reality show starring David ‘the hoff’ Hasselhoff.
I guess A&E are banking on the Knight Rider, Baywatch, You Tube reality star to have the kind of uber success he had back in Germany.
All is not lost though, we see a product placement opportunity for taco bell here. Episode 1, In a drunken stupor the Hoff slurps a chalupa of his shag carpet. Cha-Ching!
This show will no doubt be syndicated in Germany, because we all know how much Germans love their dookie.
