"No that's not a banana in my pocket... Thank you Pfizer!"
The mental image burned in our brains, of a saggy 60 year old Letterman, hopped up on Ben-Gay and Viagra, while wiping the sweat of his brow, as he rails a caravan of young interns, will surely subdue our appetites this thanksgiving weekend.
Mariah got "Booty-Do".... Her stomach sticks out more than her booty do.
Mariah Carey appeared on the Dave Letterman show last night looking a little ‘filled out’. Some speculate Mariah’s weight has exceeded 170 pounds.
In light of her girth spurt, we have renamed some of her top hits:
“Thank God I Found You…. Wendy’s”
“Always be my baby…. back ribs”
“I’ll be there… at the Waffle House”
“I don’t wanna cry…. I want to eat”
“Anytime you need a friend… call Domino’s”
Will the real Dave Letterman please stand up?
Up until recently Dave Letterman’s image was that of a reclusive, introverted family man.
Turns out Dave’s image is about as clean cut as Joaquin Phoenix was the last time he appeared on the late show.
One can only wonder what else will come out about Dave, Is his name even Dave? is Alan Kalter his boy toy?
Stay tuned.
A Viagra commercial waiting to happen
On last nights episode of the Late Show, Letterman apologized to his wife Regina Lasko for sleeping with women half his age and twice as good looking
as she is. Later in the show he was joined by Steve Martin & Martin Short, in what quickly became a more is less situation as this was one of the more forgettable
shows in recent memory.
One wonders if Letterman should have enlisted Ed Grimley to do his apology for him, I believe it would of started like this “Hey Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady!”
