Paris and Doug during happier driveway times
LAPD was summoned to the Hollywood hills home of Paris Hilton early this morning. Apparently Paris and her boyfriend Dough Reinhardt had a drunken mêlée in Hiltons driveway.
Night time drunken mêlées are nothing new for Hilton, but usually they involve lubricant and a night vision camera.
Paris has been making little news lately and frankly were disappointed with this tame story. Where is the drunk driving, muff flashing, deep throating, swill peddling skank we know and loathe?
