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Dr. Phil, Phd & FBI (federal booby inspector)

October 9th, 2009
Please press your booby up against the television.

Please press your booby up against the television.

North Texas’s finest alumnus has been accused of breast wrangling one of his shows participants.  A woman by the name of Rae Dieu, has accused
the big Philbowski of keeping her captive in the “Dr. Phil House”, massaging her breasts and forcing her to stare at a naked man.

One really needs to visualize this account, to capture its full essence, lets break it down:

  • Big Phil has procured a house, full of cameras in every corner of every room.
  • He has also enlisted a man, to pose nude for him.
  • He then adds a woman to his ensemble cast and gives her a breast exam as she stares at a naked man.

I think he has the lead role for Eyes Wide Shut 2 sewn up.

Oprah must be blushing with pride.

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