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Tiger Woods Check Himself In For Sex Addiction

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:38:03 +0000

Tiger will try to curb his "transgressions" in boning rehab

Tiger Woods took himself out of the douche bag protection program and has apparently checked himself into the Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

As was reported in earlier by MilkDog, Woods has an obvious case of RPS (restless penis syndrome). Coupled with his addiction to cocktail waitresses, the specialists at Pine Grove will have their hands full.

Hopefully Woods can get through the program in short order, so that he can write that $300 Million dollar “Im Sorry” check, to his soon to be x-wife Elin.

Photo Credit: WENN

Odds Of Elin Woods Divorcing Tiger: 100%

admin — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:01:32 +0000

The Long Kiss Goodbye

A source close to Elin Woods, has confirmed that the couple will be divorcing, the source told abcnews.com “divorce is 100 percent on.”

It appears love cannot overcome being internationally humiliated by your sex addicted, recklessly behaving husband.

Elin Woods On Spending Spree

admin — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:34:35 +0000

Humiliating Adultery = License To Spend

Hell hath no furry like a women scorned. On December 1st Elin Woods purchased a home in Sweden, which has been described as a ‘fixer upper’. She picked the shack up for a cool 2.1 million USD or 1 US Open win.

You really cant blame the sultry swede, seeing as Tiger Woods probably spent large sums of money on women who could also be labeled as “fixer uppers”, i.e most of the “fab 15″ he diddled, looked like they had been ridden hard and hung up to dry.