"Apple your going to have a little brother named Sauce"

Creativity and originality are what make many artists successful. Unfortunately some stars take it to far.

These are the unfortunate 5 who’s parents have signed them up for years of torment, beatings and ridicule:

1. Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
   • Were assuming they used the dictionary to pick a name, started with A, got tired and settled on Apple.
2. Bronx Mowgli – Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson
   • Ive been to this restaurant, its in Jamaica Queens NYC.
3. Suri – Tom Cruise & Katie Homles
   • Were guessing this is a planet Scientologists believe in.
4. Blanket – Michael Jackson & unknown
   • The least of this child’s problems will be its name.
5. Jayden- Britney Spears & Kevin Federline
   • Very pretty girls name, unfortunately they have 2 sons.