Well at least she's not giving out fashion advice.

What are friends for? Apparently Madonna believes there for encouraging divorce, as rumors swirl that Madge is trying to convince her Berkshire buddy Gwyneth Paltrow to dump her hubby Chris Martin, for allegedly cheating on her.

Apparently Madonna considers herself an expert in infidelity as she recently ran around, on now x-husband Guy Ritchie with Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez.

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"Apple your going to have a little brother named Sauce"

Creativity and originality are what make many artists successful. Unfortunately some stars take it to far.

These are the unfortunate 5 who’s parents have signed them up for years of torment, beatings and ridicule:

1. Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
   • Were assuming they used the dictionary to pick a name, started with A, got tired and settled on Apple.
2. Bronx Mowgli – Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson
   • Ive been to this restaurant, its in Jamaica Queens NYC.
3. Suri – Tom Cruise & Katie Homles
   • Were guessing this is a planet Scientologists believe in.
4. Blanket – Michael Jackson & unknown
   • The least of this child’s problems will be its name.
5. Jayden- Britney Spears & Kevin Federline
   • Very pretty girls name, unfortunately they have 2 sons.