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Simon Cowell Is The Richest Mofo On TV

November 13th, 2009
It appears these 2 Douchebags are immune to the reccesion

It appears these 2 Douche bags are immune to the recession

Forbes released their top 10 richest TV celebrities for 2009:

  1. Simon Cowell $75 Million: With this kind of loot, you would think his wardrobe would go beyond x-small black tees.
  2. Donald Trump $50 Million: This is a little misleading, since most of his income goes to feeding that thing on his head.
  3. Ryan Seacrest $38 Million: Makes his smile no less creepier.
  4. Charlie Sheen $21 Million: Single handedly keeping the pro’s of West Hollywood employed.
  5. Steve Carell $20 Million: Proves you can go pretty far, being mildly entertaining and sterile.
  6. Howie Mandel $15 Million: Should be counting his blessings, just missed being the next Pauley Shore.
  7. Kiefer Sutherland $13 Million: Quite a bargain, when you consider he is saving the world people!
  8. Jeff Foxworthy $11 Million: What does a rich redneck buy? Probably just more Pabst Blue Ribbon, Chevy Trucks and KFC.
  9. Hugh Laurie $10 Million: Lou Dobbs is losing his mind right now, another foreigner taking jobs away from Americans.
  10. David Caruso $9 Million: Works out to $14K per corny close-up.
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