Mr. Irrelevant

Chris Brown has deleted his Twitter account, news of the event was greeted with a collective e-yawn.

After storming through a local wall-mart, in an failed attempt to find his newly released CD on store shelves, Brown confronted the store manager and was told they did not carry his CD.

Hi Chris, this is reality calling, what did you expect after you beat up Jay Zs little girl? Cheer up, we hear Ike Turner is looking to do a collaboration album with you.

"Boy am I starving, I could really go for a $4,000 plate of nachos right now"

Listen to about 30 seconds of any Jay-Z song and you will inevitably hear Jiggaman bragging about his wealth.

Compared to every other John Smith in NYC, Jay has an impressive stack. Popping crystal, flying G5 and bankrolling Beyonce’s weave collection.

Yup Jay was the man, up until Ro-man pulled into NYC earlier this week. As in Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich who recently racked up a lunch bill of $47,221.09 at Nello’s.

Jigga on the other hand dropped a peasant like $1,700 at the same establishment earlier in the week. Looks like someones on a diet.