Shhhhhhh.... were broke.

Jennifer Lopez, was once the hottest thing on her own block and we were fooled by the rocks that she got.

It appears those rocks may have to be downgraded, as Jenny hasn’t dropped anything relevant since her ass hit the floor at the AMA’s.

So now her record label is dropping her and Jenny’s handlers are scrambling to find a new deal. Her marriage to Mark Anthony is now starting to make sense.

Who wouldn't run back to this mug?

After managing to escape the clutches of Angelina Jolie, its been reported that Brad Pitt has run back to his x-wife Jennifer Aniston.

Were guessing Brad is a very easy going guy, considering that during their time apart;  i.e. when he and Jolie were trying to single handedly increase the population of California, Aniston was busy running through more fringe a-listers than Colin Farrell.

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He does realize she used to date John Mayer right?

So here’s the scene… Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler are backstage at the Golden Globes, in a kitchen, popping bottles of champagne, when all of the sudden Butler puts the “Scottish” on her and they start getting hot and heavy in between the foie gras & cheetos.

This probably seemed like a classy date for Aniston, considering she’s used to taking whatever John Mayer can give her, when he’s not tired from diddling younger, hotter and blonder starlets.

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Brad "The Natural" Pitt vs Jen "Plastic" Aniston

It’s been a while now since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston divorced. So we at milkdog thought it would be a good time to pick a post divorce winner.

Let’s roll the facts:

• Pitt married the sexiest woman alive.
• Aniston has been on the “fringe A list” dating circuit for a while now, see John Mayer. Point Pitt.
• Pitt has a healthy brood of beautiful children who he whores out to the press, for selective publicity.
• Aniston dates men who whore her out to the press, see John Mayer. Point Pitt.
• If history is any indicator, Pitt will probably trade Jolie in soon, were thinking Megan Fox will be the likely upgrade.
• Aniston is more of a recycler, so using highly advanced probability theory and regression analysis, we predict Vince Vaughn will be back in the mix asap. Point Pitt.

Shutout win for Pitt.