Archive for the ‘Jessica Simpson’ category

Vivid Entertainment Looking To Buy Ms.USA Sex Tape

November 16th, 2009
Another lesson for those little Ms.USA hopefulls, make a sex tape pre-show and cash in!

Another lesson for those little Ms.USA hopefuls, make a sex tape pre-show and cash in!

Vivid entertainment, a top company in the porn industry is looking to buy Ms.USA contestant Carrie Prejean’s sex tape. So far the only person saying the tape is not for sale is Prejean’s mom. Of course she would say that, were not talking about Jessica Simpson’s father people. Joe Simpson would probably edit, direct and market such a tape himself.

It seems Prejean isn’t rebuking the offer just yet. Give it some time Carrie, after it sinks in that your 15 minutes of fame was up 30 minutes ago, you’ll not only accept, youll start talking trilogy.

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What’s Wrong With Jessica Simpson?

October 17th, 2009
Whats not to like?

"Do you want 2 or 3 coats of wax on that Tony?"

From the outside looking in, one would think Jessica Simpson would be a dream girlfriend or wife. However she’s been dumped more times than Lindsay Lohan has switched teams.

Her most recent dumper was Tony Romo. We can only conclude that Tony became disenchanted with Jessica’s father talking about her breasts at the dinner table, while Romo tried to stomach Pete Wentz’s company.

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