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Michael Jackson’s Parents Fight Over His Money

November 10th, 2009
"I'm bout my money you see, I'm a P-I-M-P"

"I'm bout my money you see, I'm a P-I-M-P"

MJ’s parents are squabbling in court over who will be the executor of Jackson’s will.

It’s nice to see that Joe Jackson is close to getting his hoofs on Michaels money. After all it was his beatings, mental torture and emotional neglect that made MJ the socially awkward and highly successful sideshow he was.

I guess there’s 3 certainties in life if your Michael: death, taxes and family looting your estate.

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Grilling Machine

November 1st, 2009
"Lets go back to my place and.... grill some bratwurst"

"Lets go back to my place and.... grill some bratwurst"

Cristiano Ronaldo is going to go head to head with George Foreman in the grilling wars.

Apparently the Portuguese Stallion, is not making enough money on the field, so he’s partnering up with Joe Jackson to bring you hot meat!

How and why this partnership came to be, is beyond us. The only good we can see coming of this, is the products name, here are our recommendations:

  • Joe Jackson’s Whoop Ass Grill
  • The Lean Mean Portuguese-American Grilling Machine
  • Joealdo’s Broil-Mate
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