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Kanye Is M.I.A

October 11th, 2009
Kanye sporting the sperm fade

Kanye sporting the sperm fade

Ever since turning a little girls finest moment into a story that is worthy of the douche bag hall of fame, Kanye West has been off the map. Claiming that he is taking time off, to reflect about his life.

Here are some tips for Kanye the next time he shows up to an awards show:

  • Leave your albino girlfriend at home, shes obviously a bad influence.
  • Hennessy and obnoxious rappers with a chip on their shoulders don’t mix.
  • If you must drink Hennessy, don’t pass around the bottle. That swine flue is a mofo.

Hopefully Kanye, takes a long, loooong time to reflect.

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