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Stupid Celebrity Baby Names

October 16th, 2009
"Apple your going to have a little brother named Sauce"

"Apple your going to have a little brother named Sauce"

Creativity and originality are what make many artists successful. Unfortunately some stars take it to far.

These are the unfortunate 5 who’s parents have signed them up for years of torment, beatings and ridicule:

  1. Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
    • Were assuming they used the dictionary to pick a name, started with A, got tired and settled on Apple.
  2. Bronx Mowgli – Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson
    • Ive been to this restaurant, its in Jamaica Queens NYC.
  3. Suri – Tom Cruise & Katie Homles
    • Were guessing this is a planet Scientologists believe in.
  4. Blanket – Michael Jackson & unknown
    • The least of this child’s problems will be its name.
  5. Jayden- Britney Spears & Kevin Federline
    • Very pretty girls name, unfortunately they have 2 sons.
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Kfed Working On His Chicken Breast Stroke.

October 10th, 2009
The American Dream

Is that a drumstick I see?

Kevin Federline, best known for….. Ummm…. It’s coming to me… Nope I’m drawing a blank. Has been working on his Jenny Craig before picture of late.

Conservative estimates have Britneys X at over 260lbs and quickly approaching 300lbs.  His rise in girth is only half as astonishing as his rise to fame.

We thought that this new image, required an adjustment to his moniker. Our top 5 choices:

  1. K-Load
  2. K-Boat
  3. Kevin Feadmemore
  4. The round mound of the trailerpark
  5. The pillsbury dancing boy
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