Archive for the ‘Khloe Kardashian’ category

Barack Obama Gets Touchy Feely With Kardashian Sister

January 26th, 2010
Khloe Kardashian attempts to be this generations Monica Lewinsky

Khloe Kardashian attempts to sound smart

The NBA Champion Los Angeles Lakers were in Washington DC today to have a meet and greet with President Obama. One spotlight hogging leech Khloe Kardashian was also there with her LA Lakers husband Lamar Odom.

Khloe had a brief and we assume mentally engaging moment with the President, after which Obama was reportedly overheard asking “Monica Lewinsky has a sister?”.

Photo Credit: AP
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Rob Kardashian Gets KTFO!

November 4th, 2009
Who wouldn't want to knock this guy out?

Who wouldn't want to knock this guy out?

All is well in the world today folks, just when we thought there was no meaning to our lives and karma was a myth. We find out that Rob Kardashian, douche bag brother of the douche bag Kardashian sisters got knocked the F out last night.

Rob was involved in a charity boxing event and was demolished in less than 2 minutes, quite an amazing feat when you consider the headgear and pillow case like gloves that are used in these types of charity fights.

One can only hope more Kardashian’s get their asses served for charity in the future.

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Khloe, Lamar Divorce Countdown

October 12th, 2009
For ever ever? Not a chance.

For ever ever? Not a chance.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were recently married, which inspired us to give Vegas style odds on how their eventual breakup will come to fruition.

Your probably thinking there’s no way a marriage between an insecure reality TV star that lives in the shadow of her booty endowed sister and a professional basketball player who lives in the shadow of an alleged rapist could go wrong.

But were still going to give odds:

  • 6 to 1: Lamar’s run at Shawn Kemp’s record of 15 illegitimate children does them in.
  • 4 to 1: Khloe sex tape with Ray J comes out…. oh that Ray J’s a tomcat.
  • 2 to 1: Lamar realizes Khloe’s a man… seriously look closer.
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