Investing in a platinum soap chain would be wise

Lil Wayne appeared in a NYC courtroom today to face sentencing for charges related to gun possession. Wayne was originally scheduled to start serving time February 12th, less than a week after his hometown Saints won the SuperBowl.

However Wayne told the judge he could not start sentencing until March 2nd, since he needs to have oral surgery. Some speculate his jaw will be wired shut, Wayne should consider getting a few other orifices shut for his trip to the cooler.

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"Hmmm... what rhymes with sodomy?"

The self proclaimed greatest rapper alive pleaded guilty to weapons charges today in NYC. Weezy is expected to serve a minimum 1 year sentence.

Wayne’s personal struggles have often provided him with the lyrics to his hit songs.

With that in mind here are 3 songs that might find there way on to the Carter 4:

1. Drop the soap like it’s hot.
2. Sodomy on my mind.
3. Lollipop – cell mate remix