Can this kid even spell cunnilingus?
Most 51 year old women can only dream of diddling boys men nearly 30 years younger than they are. But if your a man eater with money Madonna, you can run through muscled cabana boys, like novels in a book of the month club.
Boy toy of the month for Madonna is a 22 year old Latin lad named Hay-Zeus… what’s the going rates these days for shagging a haggard has-bin? Whatever it is, it’s probably not enough.
Well at least she's not giving out fashion advice.
What are friends for? Apparently Madonna believes there for encouraging divorce, as rumors swirl that Madge is trying to convince her Berkshire buddy Gwyneth Paltrow to dump her hubby Chris Martin, for allegedly cheating on her.
Apparently Madonna considers herself an expert in infidelity as she recently ran around, on now x-husband Guy Ritchie with Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez.
"Snifff... Snifff..... did you have Taco Bell for lunch?"
In a move that can only be described as publicity genius, Adam Lambert turned the AMA’s into his own “coming out” party.
Lambert who performed on the show, simulated oral sex and made out with one of his male band mates.
The after effects of his performance left many Americans shocked and appalled.
This is the same American audience that was okay with a geriatric Madonna making out with Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera.
On a side note, his album is now selling well.
