Yes we can.... get a B+
President Obama sat down with Oprah Winfrey for her Christmas special yesterday. During the interview, Obama was asked what kind of grade he would give himself so far, he replied “B+”.
Now its been a long time since any MilkDog staffer has been in school, but from what we remember, if we had an assignment that we handed in incomplete, we would get an F.
"$155,547 Mom?... no problem, Steadman pass me my purse"
Oprah Winfrey is known for her generosity. So it should come as no surprise that she footed the bill for her moms shopping spree at a Milwaukee clothing boutique. The more surprising part is that you can drop 150k in a Wisconsin store, the state is known more for it’s fromage, than its haute couture.
Now if she could only help out her boy Barack and cover that $800 billion dollar debt to China.
Chris Brown just busted into the studio
Oprah is taking a hard stance on domestic violence lately, refusing to let BeBe Winans, Chris Brown and their pimp hands on her show.
We would like to suggest Oprah add a few more to her axis of evil:
"Mmmmm Evander, your hand has a juicy steak like texture"
Oprah Winfrey played the role of Don King, when she recently brought Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield together on her show.
Evander sat strategically to Tyson’s right, so as to not expose the ear Mike had nibbled on some 12 years earlier. During one segment Mike affectionately grabbed Holyfield’s left hand.
Evander immediately seemed on guard, as thoughts of Tyson munching on his digits undoubtebly raced through his head.
