Were not sure who to blame here, Snoop Dogg for inviting Paris to rap with him or Paris for existing.
If you can stomach 15 seconds of this video your probably a bulimic alcoholic.
Archive for the ‘Paris Hilton’ category
This Is Why We HATE! Paris Hilton
February 27th, 2010
Carmen Electra’s Sex Tape Bull S**t
November 22nd, 2009
Carmen Electra's sex tape is about as authentic as her boobs
Carmen Electra has a sex tape, its interesting no one has heard from Carmen in a looooong time and all of the sudden we have a sex tape “leak”.
Really Carmen? a sex tape leaked of you?…a tape with A. No Nudity and B. No Sex? At least when your buddy Pamela “leaks” a tape, shes getting throttled by Tommy Lee’s torpedo.
Carmen, your expiration date has long passed and even a legitimate sex tape would only have had you in the public eye until lunch, so save the old “leak a sex tape” trick for the Kim’s & Paris’s of the world.
Paris Hilton’s Driveway Confrontation
November 18th, 2009
Paris and Doug during happier driveway times
LAPD was summoned to the Hollywood hills home of Paris Hilton early this morning. Apparently Paris and her boyfriend Dough Reinhardt had a drunken mêlée in Hiltons driveway.
Night time drunken mêlées are nothing new for Hilton, but usually they involve lubricant and a night vision camera.
Paris has been making little news lately and frankly were disappointed with this tame story. Where is the drunk driving, muff flashing, deep throating, swill peddling skank we know and loathe?
Porn Is Good
October 14th, 2009
Money For Nothing
Kim Kardashian, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton, all famous. H0w you say? Porn!
Lets follow the bouncing ball:
- No one outside of the Hollywood socialite circle knew of Paris Hilton until that now famous green night vision video, was “accidentally” leaked.
- Paris then used the publicity steamroller the video created and took us on the Emmy worthy epic roller coaster known as “The Simple Life” and let Nicole tag along.
- Kim who coincidentally became Paris’s BFF also “accidentally” leaked a video of her and Brandy’s little brother shagging.
Who needs an education when you have a webcam.
