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What’s Wrong With Jessica Simpson?

October 17th, 2009
Whats not to like?

"Do you want 2 or 3 coats of wax on that Tony?"

From the outside looking in, one would think Jessica Simpson would be a dream girlfriend or wife. However she’s been dumped more times than Lindsay Lohan has switched teams.

Her most recent dumper was Tony Romo. We can only conclude that Tony became disenchanted with Jessica’s father talking about her breasts at the dinner table, while Romo tried to stomach Pete Wentz’s company.

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Stupid Celebrity Baby Names

October 16th, 2009
"Apple your going to have a little brother named Sauce"

"Apple your going to have a little brother named Sauce"

Creativity and originality are what make many artists successful. Unfortunately some stars take it to far.

These are the unfortunate 5 who’s parents have signed them up for years of torment, beatings and ridicule:

  1. Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
    • Were assuming they used the dictionary to pick a name, started with A, got tired and settled on Apple.
  2. Bronx Mowgli – Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson
    • Ive been to this restaurant, its in Jamaica Queens NYC.
  3. Suri – Tom Cruise & Katie Homles
    • Were guessing this is a planet Scientologists believe in.
  4. Blanket – Michael Jackson & unknown
    • The least of this child’s problems will be its name.
  5. Jayden- Britney Spears & Kevin Federline
    • Very pretty girls name, unfortunately they have 2 sons.
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