The love child of Steve Urkel and Ike Turner
If Chris Brown was a stock, which to alot of people he is, he would be nearing bankruptcy protection.
Rihanna gave her first interview since Brown whopped her ass, worse than what Puffy did to Steve Stout.
In the interview Brown was portrayed as a feeble little coward, he could make Andy Dick look like John Wayne.
If things keep going at this pace for Brown, we might see him opening up for Wayne Newton soon.
Just another afternoon at JT's house
JT Big Dawg, has recently traded in his girlfriend of 3 years Jessical Biel for pop supersrtar Rihanna, while this cannot be called an upgrade, it certainly is not a downgrade.
One wonders how Justin might have come to the decision to turf Jessica, I believe it went down like this:
Justin’s Brain:
…. “Jessica did date Derek Jeter for a while, maybe I can get sweet world series tickets this year if I stick it out a bit longer”
….”Rihanna does have smoking lips and the cache of an interracial relationship might be just what I need to make the guys of NSYNC finally respect me”
….”Im so much more famous than Jessica and just a little bit more famous than Rihanna, I like being much more famous I think”
….”What if Chris Brown beats my ass for this?…. definately no collaboration work in our future”
