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Americans Love Cheesy Banter

January 2nd, 2010
These 2 make Dick Cheney look sincere

Guaranteed to make your skin crawl

The number one rated NYE special this year, was Dick Clark’s Rockin New Years Eve, with Ryan Seacrest.  It narrowed out CNN’s awkward attempt which featured Kathy Griffin dropping F-Bombs on live TV. Seacrest and Clarke exchanged creepy smiles and nauseating banter for over 2 hours.

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Simon Cowell Is The Richest Mofo On TV

November 13th, 2009
It appears these 2 Douchebags are immune to the reccesion

It appears these 2 Douche bags are immune to the recession

Forbes released their top 10 richest TV celebrities for 2009:

  1. Simon Cowell $75 Million: With this kind of loot, you would think his wardrobe would go beyond x-small black tees.
  2. Donald Trump $50 Million: This is a little misleading, since most of his income goes to feeding that thing on his head.
  3. Ryan Seacrest $38 Million: Makes his smile no less creepier.
  4. Charlie Sheen $21 Million: Single handedly keeping the pro’s of West Hollywood employed.
  5. Steve Carell $20 Million: Proves you can go pretty far, being mildly entertaining and sterile.
  6. Howie Mandel $15 Million: Should be counting his blessings, just missed being the next Pauley Shore.
  7. Kiefer Sutherland $13 Million: Quite a bargain, when you consider he is saving the world people!
  8. Jeff Foxworthy $11 Million: What does a rich redneck buy? Probably just more Pabst Blue Ribbon, Chevy Trucks and KFC.
  9. Hugh Laurie $10 Million: Lou Dobbs is losing his mind right now, another foreigner taking jobs away from Americans.
  10. David Caruso $9 Million: Works out to $14K per corny close-up.
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