Archive for the ‘Snookie’ category

Naked Snooki Pics Hit The Web

February 14th, 2010
Apparently this is the "evidence"

Apparently this is the "evidence"

There is a website called nakedsnooki.com that apparently has procured some naked pics of our favorite midget troll Snooki!

Why anyone would pay to get nausea is beyond us, but apparently there are some out there that want to know if the carpet matches the drapes.

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Guido Juiceheads Invade America

February 11th, 2010
Lil boy blue... cause he needed the money! Whoaaa!

Lil boy blue... cause he needed the money! Whoaaa!

“Snookie” the obese midget troll and star of MTV’s reality show “Jersey Shore”, unveiled her new “Guido juice-head boyfriend” this SuperBowl weekend.

We didn’t bother looking up his name, but we did find a nauseating picture of him that captures his “essence”, now if we could only bottle it and sink it.

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Congress Needs To Intervene And Stop Jersey Shore

January 8th, 2010

In an open message to President Obama, we at milkdog implore you to stop the madness that is “Jersey Shore” Mr.President.

“Snookie”,  “The Situation” and the remainder of the Motley Crue known as “Jersey Shore” need to be stopped.

Our suggestion would be to move the gang to a holding facility on a remote non-American island such as Guantanamo Bay, until a full hearing can be held.

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