The love child of Steve Urkel and Ike Turner

If Chris Brown was a stock, which to alot of people he is, he would be nearing bankruptcy protection.

Rihanna gave her first interview since Brown whopped her ass, worse than what Puffy did to Steve Stout.

In the interview Brown was portrayed as a feeble little coward, he could make Andy Dick look like John Wayne.

If things keep going at this pace for Brown, we might see him opening up for Wayne Newton soon.