Boris still uses a racket to comb his hair and it shows.

Former tennis great Boris Becker was interviewed by ARD television and reflected on how his own cheating firestorm had similarities to Tiger Woods’s.

Becker seemed impressed with Tigers ability to get so much tail, saying “I was shocked by the dimensions, the frequency” …huh? He also added “All the things he would have had to cover up, just logistically – how did he manage to do that?”

Sounds like Boris wants Tiger to give him a few pointers or maybe an autographed condom.

Driving your balls closer to the hole

Tiger Woods condom is now available for purchase online,  if you want to buy one, we suggest you do it real fast as the site will probably be shutdown soon.

The site which uses Tigers image, claims the condom will not protect you from Swedish models and car accidents.

The site also sells an Obama, Palin and John McCain condoms. Just thinking about John McCain is enough contraception for most.

Coming soon to a martini bar near you

Just when we were about to take a day off from writing about the Tiger Woods drama, another mistress comes forward.

The unidentified woman is also a cocktail waitress, thats 4 for 4 if your counting at home… who knew Tiger was such a big drinker. The alleged mistress has hired an Orlando based attorney to chase her piece of the Woods pie.

At this point were hoping the next woman who comes forward works at KFC, were running out of cocktail waitress jokes.