Archive for the ‘Tom Cruise’ category

Tom Cruise Wont Let Katie Holmes Talk At Home

November 25th, 2009
"Is daddy watching me Suri?.... do you see him?"

"Is daddy watching me Suri?.... do you see him?"

Katie Holmes marriage is starting to look like the sequel to Misery, only in this one Tom Cruise plays the Kathy Bates role.

It has been reported recently that Tom has Katie under strict control, which could be why patrons of a NYC cinema complained about Katie’s chatter throughout a screening of New Moon recently.

Does Katie have to wear a muzzle at home? and when allowed into public she makes up for it by gabbing uncontrollably? Anything is possible at Cruise-catraz.

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Oprah Blacklists A Brother From Another Mother

November 5th, 2009
Chris Brown just busted into the studio

Chris Brown just busted into the studio

Oprah is taking a hard stance on domestic violence lately, refusing to let BeBe Winans, Chris Brown and their pimp hands on her show.

We would like to suggest Oprah add a few more to her axis of evil:

  • Tom Cruise: if we ever see that couch shtick again, the terrorists have won.
  • Kirstie Alley: you get fat, you loose weight, you get fat, you loose weight, you get fat, We Get It!
  • Dr Oz: If we wanted irrational contradictory advice, we would ask Rush Limbaugh.
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Most Hated Stars

October 15th, 2009
Whats not to like?

Whats not to like?

There are some celebrities that give us all a guttural reaction when we see or hear them.

Here’s our list for the 3 most loathed stars in Hollywood:

  • Tom Cruise
    Then: Once an American heartthrob and the most bankable actor in Hollywood.
    Now: Self appointed grand Grand Poobah of Scientology, who’s marriage makes Woody Allens look normal.
  • Jack Black
    Then: We have no f#@#$%@g idea!
    Now: The lyrics ‘money for nothing and your chicks for free’ come to mind. No one has accomplished so much, with so little talent.
  • Lindsay Lohan
    Then: The adorable *gagh* little star of the revamped parent trap franchise.
    Now: The on again, off again lesbian has not produced anything of relevance since she made out with Christina Aguilera…. no wait, wrong skank.
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