Let me start by saying this is an awesome game, until you play it online.

I was playing an opponent and was winning handily, he decides to quite, so I figure I would get the option of continuing to play and earning the win. WRONG!

You get two options… 1. To quit the game with no stats reported or 2. To quit the game and an opponent gets the DNF (did not finish).

Neither of the two above options give you a win! WTF are you doing EA!???? For as long as I can remember, your opponent quits, you can go on and finish the game and get the win.

You totally F’ED up this game!!!! I pray you put together a patch and get it out there ASAP!

Tiger Woods has been hiding out in that thing on Donald Trumps head

Reporters were huddled outside of Trump Tower in NYC on NYE, after rumors started to swirl that Woods had rented himself out a block of rooms, replaced hotel security with his own and ordered enough Vodka and Red Bull to fuel a frat house frosh party.

Looks like Tiger is really trying hard to make sure his wife files for divorce.

No gin & juice for Plaxico Doggy Dogg this NYE

Plaxico Burress, the former Super Bowl winning wide receiver, is currently serving a 2 year stretch in the big house, for accidentally shooting himself in the thigh, when his pistol slipped out of the waistband of his jogging pants in a NYC night club. Thats right, Plaxico wears jogging pants when he’s out on the town, a crime in and of itself.

Burress New Years Eve dinner will include the following:
– Breaded Chicken Patty
– Seasoned Chicken Gravy
– Whipped Potatoes
– Steamed Collard Greens
– White Bread/ Margarine
– Orange Gelatin
– Ice Tea

"Hi im Tiger, its my birthday, can you blow my candle for me?"

A happy 34th birthday to Tiger Woods, rumor has it Tiger will spend his Bday in isolation, wearing his nike dri-fit sweat pants, eating Cheetos and diddling his ho-de-jour. Hopefully his ho knows how to bake a cake or at least a cup cake, if not a Twinkie and a candle should suffice.

Mmmm is that a donut on the floor.

Looks like Britney has been thoroughly enjoying the holiday season, as she recently appeared sporting a new hairdo and about 20 extra pounds.

She shouldn’t feel too bad, shes still about 80 pounds behind x-hubby Kevin Federline.

Leo also enjoys reading the same book twice.

Leonardo DiCaprio is well known for his environmental activism, he’s taken that passion to a whole new level. DiCaprio recycled a past lover and spent the holidays with his supermodel x-girlfriend Bar Refaeli, taking his 2nd tour of duty with the SI cover girl.

Paris taking one for the team

Paris Hilton is making news with her clothes on again, sigh. Hilton did a photo shoot for an upcoming UK show called Piers Morgan in Vegas. The shoot involved a wedding spoof with Piers, where in one of the photo’s Paris appears to almost be kissing Piers. Being the true capitalist she is, Paris is also appearing at bar mitzvah’s and brisks.

"Lets make a baby Fergie, Ive been practicing on the side"

Josh Duhamel is a pretty smart and thrifty guy. Instead of going the Kobe route and buying his wife a $4,000,000 ring to say “sorry for my transgressions dear”. He’s decided to give Fergie the gift of excruciating labor, as reports have surfaced that the couple was spotted looking for baby clothes.

Tiger is a born winner

Here are the top 3 celebs on Santa’s naughty list:

1. Tiger Woods – for single handily diddling every cocktail waitress in south Florida.
2. Dave Letterman – for turning the late show into his own personal harem.
3. The Jackson Family – for turning Michael’s passing into a license to loot.