The key to marital bliss is vodka

Brooke Mueller claimed that during her domestic dispute with hubby Charlie Sheen, Sheen brandished a knife and threatened her with it. Mueller has since recanted most of her story and her blood alcohol level during that night was .13, making her a less credible witness and a more credible lush.

"Im James Cameron Bitch!"

James Cameron the director of Avatar, was recently asked by a fan at LAX airport to sign a movie poster. It seems Cameron was a little cranky from the trip over in his private jet and called the fan an a-hole.

The two traded barbs back and forth as Cameron and his bodyguard waited for his limo, that would take him to his mansion, where he would rest on his stacks of Benjamins.

Watching Jersey Shore will cause brain damage

If you havent seen it yet, Jersey Shore is the hot new reality show on MTV.

Its best explained this way; take the cast of “The Hills” leave them in a set of tanning beds for 3 hours, style their hair with crisco, spray them with 10 gallons of Drakkar cologne, lower their English diction by 80% and you will have the cast of Jersey Shore.

That being said, its also about 5 times more addictive then crack and 10 times worse for your brain.