Charlie Sheens Wife Is On Crack

February 18th, 2010 by admin No comments »
Brooke Allen.... when she still had white teeth.

Brooke Allen.... when she still had white teeth.

Charlie Sheens wife Brooke, has been ordered to go back to rehab and receive treatment for her addiction to crack cocaine.

Chucky cant catch a break, first he swears of hookers and marries himself a nice girl…. so it seemed….  and now she is addicted to crack

Only in America.

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Tiger Woods Press Conference Friday @ 11:00AM

February 17th, 2010 by admin No comments »
Remember Him?

Remember Him?

Tiger Woods is coming out of the douche bag relocation program and holding a press conference near his Florida home at 11:00am on Friday.

The press conference is being held right in the middle of the 2010 Olympics, undoubtedly for strategic reasons in an attempt to blunt the coverage and reaction.

This should serve as a template to other high profile cheaters, i.e. stay in hiding for 3 months and then finally come out with your story in the middle of a major event.

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Letterman Blasts Olympic Organizers

February 16th, 2010 by admin No comments »
Nodar Kumaritashvili November 25, 1988 - February 12, 2010

Nodar Kumaritashvili November 25, 1988 - February 12, 2010

David Letterman was unusually scathing last night on his late night talk show, blasting the organizers of the luge competition that took the life of a 21 year old competitor from Georgia named Nodar Kumaritashvili.

Organizers claimed that it was an error on the young mans part, that lead to his own death. Letterman said he believed no human error in an Olympic event should lead to someone’s death and that if the organizers truly believed the lies they were telling, then they would not have padded the steel beams that caused Nodar’s death along with shortening the race.

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Angelina Jolie In 20 Years

February 15th, 2010 by admin No comments »
Brad will look the same

Brad will look the same

So There! Don’t we all feel better about ourselves now?

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Naked Snooki Pics Hit The Web

February 14th, 2010 by admin No comments »
Apparently this is the "evidence"

Apparently this is the "evidence"

There is a website called nakedsnooki.com that apparently has procured some naked pics of our favorite midget troll Snooki!

Why anyone would pay to get nausea is beyond us, but apparently there are some out there that want to know if the carpet matches the drapes.

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Pornstar Was Pregnant Tiger Woods Baby

February 13th, 2010 by admin No comments »
Babby Mamma Drama

Baby Mamma Drama

Joslyn James one of Tiger Woods many mistresses claims to have been impregnated by Woods on 2 separate occasions.

James claims she was going to tell Woods about the first pregnancy but she had a miscarriage, she also claims to have aborted the 2nd pregnancy.

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Vince Young Poll Dances

February 12th, 2010 by admin No comments »
Vince drinking his poll dancing juice

Vince drinking his poll dancing juice

Vince Young starting quarterback of the Tennessee Titans was spotted outside a Dallas night club poll dancing for his fans.

Nothing says team leader like a poll dancing quarterback. Lets hope Vince can re-create the magic when training camp starts.

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Guido Juiceheads Invade America

February 11th, 2010 by admin No comments »
Lil boy blue... cause he needed the money! Whoaaa!

Lil boy blue... cause he needed the money! Whoaaa!

“Snookie” the obese midget troll and star of MTV’s reality show “Jersey Shore”, unveiled her new “Guido juice-head boyfriend” this SuperBowl weekend.

We didn’t bother looking up his name, but we did find a nauseating picture of him that captures his “essence”, now if we could only bottle it and sink it.

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John Mayer Wont Have Sex With Black Women

February 10th, 2010 by admin No comments »
Time to check into the moron relocation program

Time to check into the moron relocation program

John Mayer one of Hollywood’s most sleaziest entertainers, confided to a Playboy reporter that he doesn’t have sex with black women.

Adding his penis is like a white supremacist, comparing it to David Duke.  Mayer was also able to drop a few N bombs during the interview as well.

Were guessing there wont be a follow up duet with Kanye.

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Lil Wayne Starts Jail Sentence

February 9th, 2010 by admin No comments »
Investing in a platinum soap chain would be wise

Investing in a platinum soap chain would be wise

Lil Wayne appeared in a NYC courtroom today to face sentencing for charges related to gun possession. Wayne was originally scheduled to start serving time February 12th, less than a week after his hometown Saints won the SuperBowl.

However Wayne told the judge he could not start sentencing until March 2nd, since he needs to have oral surgery. Some speculate his jaw will be wired shut, Wayne should consider getting a few other orifices shut for his trip to the cooler.

Photo Credit: RD / Leon / Retna Digital
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