February 9th, 2010 by admin
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Investing in a platinum soap chain would be wise
Lil Wayne appeared in a NYC courtroom today to face sentencing for charges related to gun possession. Wayne was originally scheduled to start serving time February 12th, less than a week after his hometown Saints won the SuperBowl.
However Wayne told the judge he could not start sentencing until March 2nd, since he needs to have oral surgery. Some speculate his jaw will be wired shut, Wayne should consider getting a few other orifices shut for his trip to the cooler.
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February 8th, 2010 by admin
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Reggie Bush and Ray J co-star
Earlier this year Reggie Bush told his girlfriend Kim Kardashian, that if he ever won a Super Bowl he would propose to her.
Bush and the Tush were on NFL network together shortly after the New Orleans Saints win over the Indianapolis Colts.
Rich Eisen gave Bush a perfect segue to propose to Kim, but Reggie quickly changed directions and started talking about the game.
Looks like Bush just realized he was a Super Bowl champion and is looking to trade up.
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February 7th, 2010 by admin
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It still burns when he pees
Its being reported that Tiger Woods is eying a March 23rd return to golf, he will be playing in the Travistock Cup and using the event as a tune up for the Masters.
Were guessing the Travistock Cup will have a few more requests for media credentials this year.
February 6th, 2010 by admin
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English hookers are much rougher than there North American counterparts
On the cusp of the recent scandals involving England football captain, John Terry and his teammates wife. It has been reported that Cristiano Ronaldo had extravagant orgies while he was at Manchester United.
One of his ho’s for hire, Gemma Storey was reportedly paid over $1000 for her “companionship” and recently said in an interview : “We had an orgy in the pool with Ronaldo, Anderson, Nani, and my friend Ty”….hmmm, thats 4 guys and 1 girl, inst that technically a gang bang?
February 5th, 2010 by admin
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John Edwards checking out his sweet part
The FBI has confiscated a sex tape, that reportedly contains footage of Senator John Edwards having sex with his mistress Rielle Hunter, while she was pregnant with his lovechild and while he was still married to his wife.
Its good to see America is in the hands of responsible people like Edwards, who have the good sense, to not only make a sex tape while in office, but to simultaneously make it a fetish tape.
February 4th, 2010 by admin
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Tiger Woods will be whacking his shaft more frequently, now that he has to abstain from sex.
It appears Tiger Woods has made an amazing and full recovery from his RPS (restless penis syndrome) and is set to be released from boning rehab this week, after just 6 weeks of treatment.
Woods will need to follow a strict regimen that includes abstaining from hostesses, cocktail waitresses and groupies.
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February 2nd, 2010 by admin
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"Carmen my ears are getting cold, could I..."
John Mayer was recently asked about the Tiger Woods situation, essentially Mayer believes that there would be no story if Woods was single. Adding, sending texts like “I want to wear your ass like a hat”, are part of his courting routine.
One wonders if Mayers debut album would have been more commercially successful if he changed the title of “your body is a wonderland” to “I want to wear your ass like a hat”.
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February 1st, 2010 by admin
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Lady GaGa doing her best impression of drag queen, doing an impression of Marilyn Monroe.
Lady GaGa attended last nights Grammy Awards sporting an outfit that could be accurately described as a “dress”. GaGa appeared to eschew her regular nutty attire for something that most would consider boring, at least by GaGa standards.
GaGa disappointed her fans, who have become used to her couture spectacle, anything less than the Lady showing up wearing an orange blender, sporting a top hat and holding a birds nest misses the mark.
January 31st, 2010 by admin
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Who wouldn't run back to this mug?
After managing to escape the clutches of Angelina Jolie, its been reported that Brad Pitt has run back to his x-wife Jennifer Aniston.
Were guessing Brad is a very easy going guy, considering that during their time apart; i.e. when he and Jolie were trying to single handedly increase the population of California, Aniston was busy running through more fringe a-listers than Colin Farrell.
Photo Credit: Paul Smith / Featureflash
