The ban is especially harsh, considering football season is over.
Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend just gave birth to their 2nd child Vida.
Apparently Matthew was very eager to get back to diddling, unfortunately his sultry Spanish girlfriend imposed a 40 day restriction on her holiest of holies, to allow it to rest.
Seeing as Matthew is a steer loving shirtless Texan…. OK maybe we shouldn’t go there.
Lets hope the Smith's wear a similar outfit to the inauguration
Will Smith has told wife Jada Pinkett Smtih, that he will enter the political ring in the near future. Not a far fetched idea, considering an Austrian meat head with limited English vocabulary Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of California.
No word if DJ Jazzy Jeff will be his running mate.
Williams drinking a 'Tab' from 1989
Robbie Williams is spiraling quickly towards career meltdown reuniting with his former band “Take That”. Word comes out of LA that the members are in studio recording a new album.
Williams has been known to be a very charitable entertainer and re-uniting with his former band mates is evidence of that.
Lets hope his opponent is not as scary as his date.
Jean-Claude Van Damme, the 5o year old “muscles from Brussels”, who made a fortune pretending to fight and then snorted it all away. Has signed up to fight in an Mixed Martial Arts competition, against an opponent who is 13 years younger and has 300 hundred fights under his belt.
Van-Damme has a long list of horrible careers moves, we believe this one ranks somewhere in between “Legionnaire” and “Knock Off”.
Khloe Kardashian attempts to sound smart
The NBA Champion Los Angeles Lakers were in Washington DC today to have a meet and greet with President Obama. One spotlight hogging leech Khloe Kardashian was also there with her LA Lakers husband Lamar Odom.
Khloe had a brief and we assume mentally engaging moment with the President, after which Obama was reportedly overheard asking “Monica Lewinsky has a sister?”.
Bill Gates and his 3.5 inch floppy disk
Bill Gates has officially joined the likes of Kanye West, Jamie Foxx and P-Diddy as a member of the players club. Gates was allegedly spotted at an after hours night club at the sundance film festival last night, grinding on a girl that could have easily passed for a college freshman.
This got us to thinking, what kind of pickup lines would Gates use?….. “My companies name is MicroSoft, my nick name is MacroStiff, lets pop some bottles!”
Jennifer Aniston just lost John Mayers phone number
Multiple sources are reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have split, news comes only days after the couple contributed 1 million dollars to the Haiti relief fund.
Pitt & Jolie have a number of children together, coupled with the fact that Jennifer Aniston is lurking in the shadows, this will no doubt be a headlining story for the remainder of 2010.
This is definately the mug shot of a crotch grabber
Andy Dick was arrested in West Virginia last night at a bar called “Rum Runners” for grabbing another mans “mommy daddies”.
A witness says that Dick: “unexpectedly and without invitation grabbed the victim’s crotch, repeatedly groping then kissing him.”
You should always wait for the formal junk grabbing invitation people, not so much in West Hollywood, but definitely in West Virginia.
Can this kid even spell cunnilingus?
Most 51 year old women can only dream of diddling boys men nearly 30 years younger than they are. But if your a man eater with money Madonna, you can run through muscled cabana boys, like novels in a book of the month club.
Boy toy of the month for Madonna is a 22 year old Latin lad named Hay-Zeus… what’s the going rates these days for shagging a haggard has-bin? Whatever it is, it’s probably not enough.
Conan & wife Liza will not be sending Jeff Zucker a Christmas card this year
Barring any last ditch pardons by Governor Schwarzenegger, “The Tonight Show” with Conan Obrien will be executed in 24 hours.
Word came today that Satan Jeff Zucker has officially ousted Conan, but will allow him to do a final show tomorrow night.
Zucker however will remain at the head of the titanic NBC until he sinks it.
